What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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watch me nae nae

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Bags of delicious poop.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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