- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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