Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

ugh good riddance

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Anti Joke

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