- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What comes after 23? 24.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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