- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

knock knock

There's a car about to hit me.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

At least I dont have AIDS.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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