What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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woman's rights

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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