Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

12 in general

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

At least I dont have AIDS.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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