Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Get off my porch.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Cows are land manatees.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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