Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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more chocolate?

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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