- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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