Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Daym im romantic

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

mark lawson likes boys

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Justin

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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