- Anti Joke

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's circular and round A circle

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.