- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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