Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

This one time at band camp music was played.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Knock Knock Come in.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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