- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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