what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

a horse nibbled a baby

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

the love boat

i have a christmas tree.

GADZOOKS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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