What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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