How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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mark is religion

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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