How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Are you a tree

Justin Bieber

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

knock knock come in!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Women's Rights

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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