What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

xavier stop

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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