Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A russian gives away vodka.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

why do you care?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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