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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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