Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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