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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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