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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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69 :)

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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