Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Weed.

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r u smart..... or ur black

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

tee hee

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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