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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

LIFE :(

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.