How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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