What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

your social life.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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