- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

When is a door not a door? Never.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Fart

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

... i forgot the joke :p

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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