Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Gangnam style

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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