- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

so... how about that airplane food

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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