Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Women.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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