What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The Christian Bible.

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Hello.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Justin Bieber

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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