A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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ugh good riddance

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Jaden McMichael

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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