ugh good riddance

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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