A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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