Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Butt poop.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why was the woman?

we all know sammi has a penis

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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