whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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LIFE :(

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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