who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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whos district champs not JM

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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