What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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your mother

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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