The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Anti Joke

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