How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

guess what chicken butt

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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