- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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