- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

UP

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

He walked in a bar

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What can make you pee? Liquid

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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