- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

He walked in a bar

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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