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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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