Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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NAACP

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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