- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What comes after 23? 24.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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