Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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There's a car about to hit me.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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