- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

WHAT????

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

when debbie meets downer

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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