A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Women's rights.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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