i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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boobs!

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Anti Joke

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