- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

You see how lame this is?

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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