Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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whos district champs not JM

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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say cheese

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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