Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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