roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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whos district champs not JM

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Women's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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