- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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