Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

whos district champs not JM

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

You tell me. I have amnesia.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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