Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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