I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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