- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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