- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.