What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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