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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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