Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

I'd like to make a withdraw

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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