How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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This is not a joke

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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