Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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I drive a 'rarri

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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