- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A man buys a prius

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

You will not press the like button.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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