Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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