And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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