Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

thumb_up thumb_down -28

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

thumb_up thumb_down -30

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops